Twitter Connects You to the Deals

A large chunk of my time used to be spent on Twitter following models, celebrities, and news outlets. But after the last presidential election, I had to take a step back from it. It became too much. That’s when I started getting into Instagram and all the sexy pics that get posted there.

I noticed a few days ago that some of the porn deal sites I visit have started using Twitter. After a few forgotten password attempts, I was back into my old account. Now that I can find more discounts on porn sites with Twitter, and I am on Instagram, I might need to have a toilet installed in my office, as well as put in a water cooler and mini fridge and microwave. I might never leave this space again.

My #MondayMotivation has nothing to do with #TaxDay and everything to do with #porn. I am reacquainting myself with trending hashtags and looking for all the amateur housewife pornstars to follow. I missed an awesome Reality Kings flash sale posted by Porn Discounts a couple of days ago. I won’t be making that mistake again!